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Thursday, June 18, 2009

On Mark Martin Winning Three Races At Age 50:

Bald Man
"Finally, an old-timer for whom having a turn signal on for hundreds of miles makes sense."

Area Man
"Wow, 50. He doesn't look a day over 80."

Old Man
"23 years, hundreds of faces, thousands and thousands of miles raced... what is Mark Martin running away from?"

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