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Thursday, August 27, 2009

On Michael Beasley checking into rehab for drugs and depression

Old Man
"I feel the smallest amount of betrayal possible that would still count as betrayal."

Area Man
"If you can't look up to 20-year-olds who get paid millions of dollars to play a game for a living, who can you look up to?"

Woman
"Come on, anybody who can dunk a basketball on a 10-foot hoop can't be that depressed."

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