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On Michael Beasley checking into rehab for drugs and depression

"I feel the smallest amount of betrayal possible that would still count as betrayal."

"If you can't look up to 20-year-olds who get paid millions of dollars to play a game for a living, who can you look up to?"

"Come on, anybody who can dunk a basketball on a 10-foot hoop can't be that depressed."

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