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Thursday, May 28, 2009

On Nadal's Record String Of French Open Victories:

"I'll be impressed when he wins on surfaces like grass and in a sport like football."

"He's like the Joe DiMaggio of a sport I don't like."

"Now the only soil Nadal has left to conquer is silt."

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