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Monday, December 3, 2007

On NASCAR Suddenly Declining In Popularity

"Really? Even though more money and advertising time has been pumped into stock car racing than ever? Well, all right! USA! USA! USA!"

"People must have figured out that they can watch the cars driving by their house for free."

"In possibly unrelated news, the national literacy rate is at an all-time high."

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