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Thursday, September 20, 2007

On Notre Dame's 0-3 Start

Bald Man
"I just hope they don't give in to temptation and make a deal with Touchdown Satan."

Woman
"I'm concerned that some of the players are spending time going to class to learn some sort of profession instead of focusing on what's really important."

Area Man
"I hear coach Weis made his team repeat training camp to clean the slate. Unfortunately, it didn't work, since they're still 0-3."

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