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Thursday, October 22, 2009

On Pedro Martinez's seven shutout innings in the NLCS

"I'd say that was vintage Pedro, but I'm a Mets fan."

"Wow. I'm impressed, especially considering I thought he was hurt or on another team or dead."

"He didn't even get the win. Why are we talking about this?"

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