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Thursday, November 29, 2007

On Pete Sampras' Stunning Exhibition-Match Victory Over Roger Federer

"Unless somebody had to shave his head because he lost, I don't care."

"This just proves that Roger Federer is the best in the world at winning at tennis and letting other people win at tennis."

"Hopefully this will give whatever sport this is the popularity boost it so desperately needs."

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