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Thursday, June 4, 2009

On Randy Johnson Approaching 300 Wins:

"He should be able to do it if his back doesn't give out and he doesn't die of natural causes."

"I feel bad for whoever has to sculpt that bust."

"Thanks a lot. Now I'm picturing Randy Johnson."

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