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Monday, October 15, 2007

On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

"Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I saw T. O. at Chuck E. Cheese last night and his poor parents couldn't get him to stop crying the whole time."

"This is going to sound crazy, but just maybe it has something to do with them being on the two best teams and scoring lots of touchdowns."

"Still, get your popcorn ready."

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