The Onion

May 01, 2008

On Roger Clemens' Alleged Affair:

Thursday, May 1, 2008

On Roger Clemens' Alleged Affair:

Area Man
"Gosh, Clemens is in a real pickle here. My legal advice would be that he just kill himself."

Bald Man
"Well, this is certainly a step back for Clemens in the case of whether or not he's a jerk."

Woman
"That's okay. He'll just have to lie a little more."

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