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May 08, 2008

On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids:

Thursday, May 8, 2008

On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids:

Woman
"They say Big Brown's testicles have shrunk to the size of cantaloupes."

Area Man
"You think Colonel John went up 13 bridle sizes from nutrition and yoga?"

Old Man
"Yeah, turns out Eight Belles legs weren't broken. They just exploded from so many steroids."

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