On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids: | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

At the AV Club: AVQ&A: First jobs and pop culture memories

July 11, 2009

Latest:

Giants Outfielders Collide In Dugout
Hedo Turkoglu Returns To Cave
Chase Utley Has Been Calling Ryan Howard 'Brian' This Whole Time
Surprisingly Deep-Voiced Derek Fisher In Phone Interview: 'Kobe Didn't Win Without Shaq'
Jaime Moyer's Pitches Even Slow On Gamecast

other

Thursday, May 8, 2008

On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids:

"They say Big Brown's testicles have shrunk to the size of cantaloupes."

"You think Colonel John went up 13 bridle sizes from nutrition and yoga?"

"Yeah, turns out Eight Belles legs weren't broken. They just exploded from so many steroids."

More Sports Fans

« On Roger Clemens' Alleged Affair: (May 1, 2008)
On Further Developments In the... » (May 15, 2008)

- Digg
- Facebook
- Stumbleupon
- Twitter
- Reddit
Email
To: From:
Print

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »