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Thursday, July 2, 2009

On Sports Nutrition:

"I tell you what—Nutrition in sports is bullcrap, and I say that as the fry cook for the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, I know football players aren't supposed to eat chocolate. Or maybe that's dogs."

"Wait... all those stories these past ten years about 'improved nutrition' were actually about steroids, weren't they? God dammit."

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