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Thursday, October 29, 2009

On Steve Phillips' affair with an ESPN production assistant

"What do you expect from a guy who thought Josh Hamilton was a bad Rule V pickup?"

"You could tell the PA must have liked him because his mic was always hooked up really well on Baseball Tonight."

"Yeah, I heard he nailed her in the Budweiser Hot Seat."

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