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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

On Team Chemistry:

"Chemistry is vital. Only the closest-knit teams are able to all jump and down in unison after winning a big game."

"I've always said nothing unites professional athletes like their shared homophobia."

"Oh totally, chemistry is so important. So are intangibles, fundamentals and having fun out there. Talent ranks eighth I think."

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