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Thursday, November 6, 2008

On Tennessee Firing Longtime Coach Phil Fulmer:

"Whoever they hire next had better look good in screaming bright orange."

“Add it to the list of things that were really awesome in the ’90s but have just fallen apart in the past couple of years.”

“I’m sure a man of Phil Fulmer’s stature can get a job as a guy who gets cannonballs shot at his gut.”

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