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Thursday, July 9, 2009

On The 2009 NBA Draft:

"I love any event where people get to wear hats with the tags still on them."

"I like that the Wolves drafted two point guards at 5 and 6. I like stupid things."

"Tough luck for the Celtics again, since they drafted Michael Jackson."

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