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Thursday, July 10, 2008

On The College World Series:

"I can't watch it because of all those metal bats. Give me helicoptering shards of maple any day."

"I like learning which Major Leaguers played in the College World Series. Who knew that before the pros played baseball, they played baseball?"

"I didn't realize how interested I was in college baseball until ESPN told me I was."

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