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Thursday, July 10, 2008

On The College World Series:

Old Man
"I can't watch it because of all those metal bats. Give me helicoptering shards of maple any day."

Area Man
"I like learning which Major Leaguers played in the College World Series. Who knew that before the pros played baseball, they played baseball?"

Bald Man
"I didn't realize how interested I was in college baseball until ESPN told me I was."

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