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Thursday, April 10, 2008

On The Detroit Tigers' Slow Start:

"This guy Ray I know is a Tigers fan...You don't think it's his fault, do you?"

"Let's not overreact. They were playing the White Sox and the Royals."

"This is just a theory, mind you, but I think Jim Leyland may have died."

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