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Thursday, May 21, 2009

On The Explosion Of Home Runs In New Yankee Stadium:

"I didn't think it was a big deal until I hit a home run from my seat. Not sure how that happened."

"That's what happens when all your players can't take steroids anymore. You give them a performance-enhancing stadium."

"There's also been a bizarre number of balks: two. Oooo, spooky!"

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