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Thursday, August 7, 2008

On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies:

Bald Man
"America's totally gonna get the gold medal in Waving to Throngs! USA! USA!"

Area Man
"Oh, now I understand the spirit and meaning of the Olympics!"

Old Man
"Oh man, remember in 2004 when Seychelles marched in, and they were doing it all normal and then WHAM, they went into that choreographed little Macarena routine? How are they gonna top that?"

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