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Monday, December 10, 2007

On The Patriots' Chances To Go Undefeated

"Not only are they a better team than the '72 Dolphins, they'll probably be even bigger dicks about it, too."

"Not only are they a better team than the '72 Dolphins, they'll probably be even bigger dicks about it, too."

"Well, they'd still have to beat the Jets. Trap game! Trap game!"

"It'd be awesome if winless Miami beat the undefeated Pats in the last game of the year. Can I be the NFL's marketing director now?"

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