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Thursday, April 24, 2008

On The Presidential Candidates Appearing On WWE Monday Night RAW:

Old Man
"I didn't know who those new guys even were, but I at least got to chant 'Asshole' a bunch of times."

Bald Man
"Of course the show ran out of time right when the voting started."

Woman
"It was kind of classless and lowbrow and beneath the standards of professional wrestling."

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