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Thursday, September 13, 2007

On The Recent Revelations Of HGH Abuse In Baseball

"Troy Glaus took HGH? Well, looks like I owe Jose Canseco five bucks."

"Why don't these players try bovine growth hormone? I just want to see what would happen."

"With all this rampant illegal drug use, you'd think baseball would be the least bit exciting."

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