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Thursday, October 18, 2007

On The Rockies Sweeping Arizona To Advance To The World Series

"Oh, God. Okay, first of all, nobody tell Bud Selig."

"I knew it! I said all along that the Rockies would win 21 out of 22 games to advance to the World Series."

"This has been a real coming-out party for those guys I've still never heard of."

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