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Thursday, December 13, 2007

On The Role Of Race In Michael Vick's Trial And Sentencing

Black Man
"I think race played a huge role. If those dogs would have been cute little golden retriever pups, Vick would probably have gotten the death penalty."

Woman
"Race had nothing to do with this, but I do think black guys deserve to go to prison more often and for longer than white guys."

Area Man
"The only black that matters here is the silver-and-black uniform he'll be wearing upon his return. Oh, and his skin color a little bit."

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