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Thursday, April 9, 2009

On The Women's NCAA Championship:

Bald Man
"I can see why those women are so good. I'd do anything to get Geno Auriemma to stop talking to me."

Woman
"With all these women basketball players they should have their own professional league."

Old Man
"Congratulations to the Huskies.  A champion is a champion no matter what women's version of a thing they're trying to do."

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