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Family Concerned After Aging TV Show Has Another Terrible Episode

issue 4606 | 02.09.10 | News In Brief

ROANOKE, VA—The Stashwick family of Roanoke was "alarmed and saddened" to see a beloved-but-aging TV program suffer yet another... more»
Unfunny Inside Joke From 5 Years Ago Only Thing Holding Friendship Together

issue 4605 | 02.08.10 | News In Brief

SAN FRANCISCO—An unfunny private joke dating back to when they were roommates five years ago is reportedly the last remaining thread... more»
Area Mom Issues Stern Warning On Road Where She Once Got A Ticket

issue 4605 | 02.04.10 | News In Brief

OSHKOSH, WI—Insisting she recently received a ticket on Jackson Street, Brenda McCormick, 57, issued a stern warning to her son Justin... more»
Supreme Court Allows Corporations To Run For Political Office

issue 4605 | 02.03.10 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision that overturned decades of legal precedent, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 Tuesday to remove all... more»
White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb

issue 4605 | 02.03.10 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a... more»
Hospital Paperwork Reduces Man's Reading Comprehension To First-Grade Level

issue 4605 | 02.02.10 | News In Brief

HOUSTON—The frustrating paperwork for a routine visit to St. Luke's Episcopal Hospital reduced Kenneth Anderson's reading comprehension to... more»
Mayonnaise, Black Forest Ham To Share Top Billing In Upcoming Sandwich

issue 4605 | 02.01.10 | News In Brief

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Lunch insiders confirmed rumors Monday that Mayonnaise and Black Forest Ham would share top billing in a highly... more»
Best Thing That Ever Happened To Area Man Yelling At Him About Socks

issue 4604 | 01.29.10 | News In Brief

MINNEAPOLIS—Joseph Collins, 38, who is perhaps the luckiest man alive and who certainly doesn't deserve the wonderful woman who showed... more»
Burger King Looks Open

issue 4604 | 01.28.10 | News In Brief

SCHAUMBURG, IL—Sources from within the car driving slowly past the Burger King at Roselle and Hartford report that, despite the late... more»
Report: Guy Just Put 10 Bucks In Jukebox

issue 4604 | 01.27.10 | News In Brief

EAST LANSING, MI—Gold Mine Bar & Grill sources report that, just as you got change back from the two pitchers you ordered, some guy... more»

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Family Concerned After Aging TV Show Has Another Terrible Episode

Unfunny Inside Joke From 5 Years Ago Only Thing Holding Friendship Together

Area Mom Issues Stern Warning On Road Where She Once Got A Ticket

Supreme Court Allows Corporations To Run For Political Office

White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb

Hospital Paperwork Reduces Man's Reading Comprehension To First-Grade Level

Mayonnaise, Black Forest Ham To Share Top Billing In Upcoming Sandwich

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