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Rove Resigns To Spend More Time In Shadows

issue 4351 | 12.20.07 | News

Rove claimed he never felt comfortable operating within the visible light spectrum more»
Former President George H.W. Bush Announces Plan To Hunt, Kill Blue Whale

issue 4351 | 12.20.07 | Radio
YouTube Debate Becomes Website's First Ignored Video

issue 4351 | 12.19.07 | News

The video debates received one comment, two stars, and zero favorites. more»
Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio
Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures

issue 4501 | 12.18.07 | Radio

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