Herbert Kornfeld

It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs

issue 4317 | 04.25.07 | Columnists

Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here. —Chicago, "Wishing You Were... more»
A Motivation Seminizar

issue 4117 | 04.27.05 | Columnists

Tha Nite Rida cruised like a muhfukkin' barracuda into tha Midstate parkin' lot an' wit' typical mad stealth executed a perfect 90-degree turn into... more»
A Day Off? Sheeit

issue 4042 | 10.20.04 | Columnists

'Sup, G's. Check it out: Debbilyn Sundquist, tha Midstate human-resources secretary, e-mailed me. more»
Sob Sistah

issue 4021 | 05.26.04 | Columnists

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Enter Tha Office

issue 4004 | 01.28.04 | Columnists

Check it out, G's: Lotta shit in this column ain't foe tha eyes a' amateurs. If you a pussy, you best skip ovah this thang an' tune in tha ladiez'... more»
Daddy H. Day Care

issue 3935 | 09.10.03 | Columnists

Yo, this is foe tha day-care peeps who tend to mah shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin' Muthafuckin' Badass Supastar... more»
Yo, Don't Judge

issue 3919 | 05.21.03 | Columnists

Y'all may not realize this, but tha Accountz Reeceevin' bruthahood be forced to live in two worlds: tha supafly world o' officin' an' tha bleak-ass... more»
Joinin' Tha Notary Club

issue 3901 | 01.15.03 | Columnists

Ay, yo, Governor Ten Eyck, big ups to you an' yo' posse representin' to tha fullest down at tha Capitol. This be Herbert Kornfeld, a.k.a. H-Dog,... more»
Keepin' It Real In Tha Midstate Crib

issue 3834 | 09.18.02 | Columnists

Very first time I wrote this column, it wuz to inform all y'all nonbelievaz out there that tha H-Dog wuz a BAD ASS who best not be fucked with. That... more»