Herbert Kornfeld

Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K

issue 3518 | 05.12.99 | Columnists

What tha dilly yo, mah homies? Tha H-Dog be keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, still kickin' it hardcore as tha Mack Daddy Enforca of tha... more»
Accountz Reeceevin' Ain't For No Candy-Ass Temps

issue 3506 | 02.17.99 | Columnists

Whassup, G's. Yo, check this shit out: Ever since I be testifyin' about how I be tha Stone-Cold Hardcore Mack Daddy of Midstate Office Supply, all... more»
Human-Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days

issue 3415 | 11.11.98 | Columnists

Heads up, G's, 'cuz tha H-Dog is in tha house, keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, tha largest wholesale dealer of office supplies and... more»
West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Wack Bitches

issue 3324 | 06.24.98 | Columnists

Yo yo yo yo yo yo, whassssup, bruthas and sistas of H-Dog, Tha Lowdown Funky-Fresh Gangsta Bad Ass of the Accountz Reeceevable Department of Midstate... more»
I Be The Real Employee Of The Month

issue 3307 | 02.25.98 | Columnists

Yo yo yo yo, whassssuuup, G's. H-Dog in tha house, and you'll pardon me if I dispense with the usual formalities, but I'm out for muthafuckin'... more»
Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk

issue 3214 | 11.04.97 | Columnists

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bruthahs 'n' sistahs. H-Dog here, His Stone Cold Baadness, The Original Gangsta, The Mack Daddy, The Freaky Gangbanga. And I got... more»

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