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Ohio Legalized Casinos

issue 4545 | 11.06.09 | American Voices

Voters in Ohio approved a plan to open casinos in the state's four largest cities. What do you think? more»
AT&T Claims Verizon Lied About Coverage

issue 4545 | 11.05.09 | American Voices

Telecommunications giant AT&T is suing Verizon Wireless for ads Verizon ran suggesting AT&T had gaps in its network. What do you think? more»
First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied

issue 4545 | 11.04.09 | American Voices

The bullying of Moira Cameron, the first female "Beefeater" guard in the Tower of London's history, has resulted in the suspension of two... more»
Karzai Rival Pulls Out Of Race

issue 4545 | 11.03.09 | American Voices

Afghan presidential contender Abdullah Abdullah withdrew his candidacy six days before a scheduled runoff election, calling into question the... more»
Bill May Have Cost Hillary VP Slot

issue 4545 | 11.02.09 | American Voices

In the new issue of Time magazine by former Obama campaign aide David Ploufe indicates that Hillary Clinton was a serious contender for the... more»
McDonald's Abandons Iceland

issue 4544 | 10.30.09 | American Voices

Iceland's three McDonald's locations are closing because of the collapse of the island nation's currency. What do you think? more»
Latvian Meteor Strike A Hoax

issue 4544 | 10.29.09 | American Voices

A Latvian mobile phone company has admitted it staged a meteor strike outside the town of Mazsalaca as a publicity stunt. What do you think? more»
Laptops Contributed To Pilot Error

issue 4544 | 10.28.09 | American Voices

Federal safety investigators are citing use of laptop computers among the factors that caused a Northwest Airlines pilot and copilot to become... more»
Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse

issue 4544 | 10.27.09 | American Voices

Former Smiths singer Morrissey is in stable condition after developing breathing problems and falling to the ground during a performance in... more»
T. Rex Ancestor Was Human-Sized

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | American Voices

Paleontologists have uncovered fossil evidence of a progenitor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex that was no larger than a human being. What do you... more»

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American+Voices

Ohio Legalized Casinos

AT&T Claims Verizon Lied About Coverage

First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied

Karzai Rival Pulls Out Of Race

Bill May Have Cost Hillary VP Slot

McDonald's Abandons Iceland

Latvian Meteor Strike A Hoax

Laptops Contributed To Pilot Error

Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse

T. Rex Ancestor Was Human-Sized

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