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Flavored Cigarettes Banned

issue 4539 | 09.24.09 | American Voices

The FDA ban on cigarettes flavored with cloves or fruit—but not menthol—took effect this week. What do you think? more»
Edwards Alleged To Have Love Child

issue 4539 | 09.23.09 | American Voices

According to an ex-aide, former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards may have fathered a child with a videographer on his campaign staff.... more»
Nigerian Officials Try To Block 'District 9'

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | American Voices

Nigerian information minister Dora Akunyili has asked movie houses to stop screening the science fiction film District 9 because of its... more»
Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | American Voices

The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised... more»
Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | American Voices

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in... more»
Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | American Voices

A Johns Hopkins University student used a samurai sword to kill a man who had broken into his home. What do you think? more»
Ex-Football Star Running For Congress

issue 4538 | 09.16.09 | American Voices

Retired NFL player Jay Riemersma announced Monday that in 2010 he will run as a Republican for one of Michigan's seats in the U.S. House of... more»
Music Companies Suing 'Ellen'

issue 4538 | 09.15.09 | American Voices

The Ellen DeGeneres Show is being sued by a number of record labels, including Sony, Warner Bros., and Motown, for unauthorized use of music... more»
Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

issue 4538 | 09.14.09 | American Voices

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par... more»
Die Young, Live Fast

issue 4537 | 09.11.09 | American Voices

A recent survey suggests teens who believe they'll die at a young age are more likely to engage in risky behavior. What do you think? more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

American Voices

Flavored Cigarettes Banned

Edwards Alleged To Have Love Child

Nigerian Officials Try To Block 'District 9'

Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword

Ex-Football Star Running For Congress

Music Companies Suing 'Ellen'

Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

Die Young, Live Fast

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