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Cost To Raise Child Exceeds $200,000

issue 4533 | 08.13.09 | American Voices

According to a report from the United States Department of Agriculture, it will cost a total of $221,190 to raise a child born in 2008. What do... more»
GM Selling Cars On eBay

issue 4533 | 08.12.09 | American Voices

In order to combat its sales slump, General Motors, in cooperation with about 225 dealerships, has begun selling cars on the auction website eBay.... more»
Kim Jong Il In Control Of North Korea

issue 4533 | 08.11.09 | American Voices

Despite speculation to the contrary, White House national security adviser James L. Jones said Sunday that North Korean president Kim Jong Il has... more»
John Hughes Dead

issue 4533 | 08.10.09 | American Voices

John Hughes, director of The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, died suddenly at 59. What do you think? more»
Plague In China

issue 4532 | 08.07.09 | American Voices

Ziketan, a farming town of 10,000 in the Qinghai province of China, has been locked down in an attempt to prevent the spread of pneumonic plague.... more»
'Cash For Clunkers' Broke

issue 4532 | 08.06.09 | American Voices

Less than a month after it began, the federal "Cash for Clunkers" program—which provides owners of older vehicles with a $4,500 credit toward the... more»
College Grad Suing Alma Mater

issue 4532 | 08.05.09 | American Voices

Trina Thompson, 27, is suing New York's Monroe College for $72,000 because she has not landed a job three months after graduating with a 2.7 grade... more»
Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

issue 4532 | 08.04.09 | American Voices

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think? more»
Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries

issue 4532 | 08.03.09 | American Voices

Researchers have found that the blue food dye found in M&Ms and Gatorade may help new spinal injuries heal. What do you think? more»
Apple To Rescue Album Sales

issue 4531 | 07.31.09 | American Voices

Working in conjunction with four major music labels, Apple plans to bundle the digital albums it sells with interactive booklets that include liner... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

American Voices

Cost To Raise Child Exceeds $200,000

GM Selling Cars On eBay

Kim Jong Il In Control Of North Korea

John Hughes Dead

Plague In China

'Cash For Clunkers' Broke

College Grad Suing Alma Mater

Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries

Apple To Rescue Album Sales

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