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issue 4552 | 11.21.09 | News In Photos
Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits

issue 4547 | 11.18.09 | American Voices

Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises... more»
Pigeon Trying To Act Nonchalant About Fresh Vomit On Sidewalk

issue 4545 | 11.03.09 | News In Photos
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | News

ROANOKE, VA—"He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn’t handle it... more»
God Introduces New Bird

issue 4541 | 10.09.09 | News

THE HEAVENS—Available in two colors—male and female—the bird reportedly combines everything God has learned from His previous works into... more»
Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up

issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | News

OAK HARBOR, WA—"He's fine," said Shell president Marvin Odum. "Trust me, before all of the cameras and reporters showed up, our little buddy... more»
There's Nothing More Exhausting Than A Long Day Of Placing Vaginal Transmitters In Moose

issue 4540 | 10.01.09 | Commentary

Man, am I beat. You ever feel so wiped at the end of the day that the thought of going back to work the next morning is just unbearable?... more»
Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam

issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"We've come up against an unforeseen circumstance, but we'll resume deliberation and voting as quickly as is reasonably possible,"... more»
Free-Range Chicken Makes It To Bolivia

issue 4538 | 09.19.09 | News In Photos
Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | American Voices

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in... more»