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Redskins Strip Jim Zorn Of Playwatching Duties
Jake Delhomme Keeps Losing Track Of Snap Count
Following Hours Of Research And Number Crunching, Sports Journalist Predicts Duke Or North Carolina Will Win ACC
Mark Sanchez's Hot Dog Eating Overshadowed By Teammates' All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffet
Rams Almost Forgot They Suck, Almost

Bombastic Team Introduction Scares Timid Charlotte Bobcats Back Into Locker Room

issue 4544 | 10.31.09 | Sports NIB

CHARLOTTE, NC—Frightened by the deafening music, the frenzied laser show, and the announcer's booming voice, panicked Charlotte Bobcats... more»
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

issue 4544 | 10.29.09 | Video

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster... more»
As Per Midnight Madness Tradition, Duke Freshman Sacrificed Center Court

issue 4542 | 10.17.09 | Sports NIB

DURHAM, NC—Freshman Nate Washburn, 17, was mutilated in front of 12,000 students, players, and coaches at Duke University's Cameron... more»
Milwaukee Bucks Find Perfectly Good Shaq At Play It Again Sports

issue 4541 | 10.12.09 | Sports NIB

MILWAUKEE—While shopping for used equipment at a local Play It Again Sports franchise Tuesday, Bucks general manager John Hammond... more»
Promise Of Hot Meal, Free Uniform All Juwan Howard Needed To Sign With Blazers

issue 4540 | 10.06.09 | Sports NIB

PORTLAND, OR—Speaking with members of the Portland media Tuesday, veteran forward Juwan Howard announced between spoonfuls of... more»
John Stockton Assists Hall Of Fame Officials In Setting Up Induction Ceremony

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | Sports NIB

SPRINGFIELD, MA—Saying he just wanted to do whatever he could to make it a great event, all-time NBA assists leader John Stockton arrived... more»
Lesser-Known Moments In Michael Jordan's Hall Of Fame Career

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | Sportsgraphic

1987: With a series of awesome jams, revives the unpopular and often-shunned slam dunk more»
Arizona Wildcats Freshman Point Guard Already Calling School 'Zona'

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | Sports NIB

TUCSON, AZ—In an effort to impress his new University of Arizona teammates, Wildcats freshman point guard Lamont Jones was already... more»
On Michael Beasley checking into rehab for drugs and depression

issue 4535 | 08.27.09 | Sports Fan
Yao Ming!

issue 4530 | 07.24.09 | Sports News

EARTH—The entire world population confirmed Friday that Houston Rockets center Yao Ming is the greatest athlete in the history of sports and... more»