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Kobe Bryant In Search Of Another Cause To Put His 49 Points Toward

issue 4510 | 03.05.09 | Sports NIB

LOS ANGELES—A day after his team's 118-111 loss to the Phoenix Suns, perennial all-star Kobe Bryant pulled his 49 points from the... more»
Jason Kidd Given 1997 Chevy Lumina For Making 10,000th Assist

issue 4510 | 03.05.09 | Sports NIB

DALLAS—After dishing out his 10,000th career assist Sunday, Dallas Mavericks point guard Jason Kidd was given a used white 1997 Chevy... more»
Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue

issue 4510 | 03.05.09 | Sports News

BOSTON—"I shall of these three fools now make my purse," Marbury was heard to say after the game, although he appeared to be addressing no... more»
Terrified Rookie Afraid To Let Go Of Rim After Dunk

issue 4509 | 02.26.09 | Photo Finish
Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves

issue 4509 | 02.26.09 | Sports NIB

SALT LAKE CITY—In a USA Today poll of NBA players and fans published Tuesday, four out of five Utah Jazz players admitted to... more»
Entire Basketball Game Rendered Pointless By Last-Second Shot

issue 4509 | 02.26.09 | Sports NIB

YPSILANTI, MI—A thrilling seesaw battle against Akron was ruined as boorish Eastern Michigan forward Brandon Bowdry mustered the sheer... more»
Marcus Camby Caught Hacking NBA Computer To Change Clippers Power Ranking

issue 4508 | 02.19.09 | Sports NIB

LOS ANGELES—NBA officials formally accused center Marcus Camby Wednesday of exploiting a weakness in the NBA computer system, gaining... more»
Nate Robinson Jumping Over Dwight Howard In Everyday Life

issue 4508 | 02.19.09 | Sports News

ORLANDO, FL—"I can't do anything without that guy jumping over me," said Howard, who glanced over his shoulder every few seconds during his... more»
David Stern Wins Slam-Dunk Contest

issue 4508 | 02.19.09 | Photo Finish
Oklahoma City Still Waiting For NBA Team To Arrive

issue 4504 | 01.22.09 | Sports NIB

OKLAHOMA CITY—More than six months after the approval of the Seattle SuperSonics' relocation to Oklahoma City, the metropolitan region's... more»