Basketball

Charles Barkley Finally Gets That Blow Job

issue 4503 | 01.15.09 | Sports News

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Weeks after being arrested for driving under the influence while seeking out oral sex from a certain particularly skilled... more»
Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms

issue 4502 | 01.08.09 | Sports News

WASHINGTON—Fashion consultant and Project Runway host Tim Gunn surprised the Washington Wizards Monday by unexpectedly arriving at... more»
NBA To Experiment With 3-Minute Games

issue 4502 | 01.08.09 | Sports NIB

NEW YORK—NBA commissioner David Stern held a press conference Monday to announce that the National Basketball Association was phasing... more»
Loose Ball Evades Entire NBA

issue 4451 | 12.11.08 | Sports News

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—A Devin Harris three-point attempt that caromed wildly off the back of the rim during the third quarter of Wednesday... more»
Jason Kidd Describes Feeling 'Unsafe In Own Arena' After Getting Basketball Stolen

issue 4449 | 12.04.08 | Sports NIB

DALLAS—A distressed and visibly shaken Jason Kidd addressed the Mavericks Tuesday to admit that he no longer felt safe in his own home... more»
That One Kid In Rec Basketball League Always Wearing Jeans During Games

issue 4448 | 11.27.08 | Sports News

CARMICHAELS, PA—Sources confirmed yesterday that the kid in the Carmichaels YMCA youth basketball league, the one who plays for the team in... more»
Peja Stojakovic Fondly Recalls First Human Head He Played Basketball With

issue 4447 | 11.20.08 | Sports NIB

NEW ORLEANS—Hornets small forward Peja Stojakovic entertained his teammates Tuesday with his heartwarming tale of growing up in... more»
Carmelo Anthony Airballs Slam-Dunk

issue 4447 | 11.20.08 | Photo Finish
Knicks Fans Discover Striking Palms Together Makes Uplifting And Appreciative Noise

issue 4446 | 11.13.08 | Sports NIB

NEW YORK—Following the Knicks' surprising 4-2 start, fans' instinctual boos have been interrupted by what many are referring to as "a... more»
Cavaliers Declared NBA Champions As Basketball Knocks Off Early

issue 4446 | 11.13.08 | Sports News

NEW YORK—A happy, triumphant, and visibly relieved LeBron James accepted the 2009 NBA Championship trophy from commissioner David Stern at a... more»