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Perfectly Marketed TV Show Somehow Fails

issue 4348 | 11.26.07 | News

NEW YORK—Executives found it "inconceivable" that a television program supported by 1.25 million promotional coffee-cup sleeves could perform... more»
In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

issue 4342 | 10.18.07 | Video

Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears. more»
Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

issue 4342 | 10.15.07 | News

CHICAGO—The attackers made it clear America's outdated notion of terrorism has been challenged, and that true terror lies in the futility of... more»
Construction Worker Still Hasn't Given Up On True Love

issue 4326 | 06.29.07 | News

NEW YORK, NY —A hopeless romantic, Barbierri tries to touch upon the individual qualities of each woman he greets, from great legs to visible... more»
Shitty Neighborhood Rallies Against Asshole Developer

issue 4325 | 06.23.07 | News

CHICAGO, IL—Many of those who live in the hopeless pit of a neighborhood say they are hesitant to allow the prick developer to dump a... more»
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree

issue 4323 | 06.09.07 | News

BOSTON—"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Menino, a staunch critic since Faneuil Hall's doors were forcibly removed and used... more»
Detroit Tourism Board's 'Hidden Detroit' Campaign Results In 24 Deaths

issue 4321 | 05.27.07 | Radio
Alternative Spring Break Devolves Into Real Spring Break

issue 4313 | 03.27.07 | News

BILOXI, MS—Rebuilding is now even further behind schedule, with some houses requiring extensive repainting after being covered in volunteers'... more»
Darling, We'll Always Have Minneapolis/St. Paul

issue 4311 | 03.14.07 | Commentary

Listen, little lady, the truth is, I'm no good at goodbyes. You probably know that better than anyone. But now is no time for tears, Brianne. If... more»
Aqua Teen Payout Force

issue 4306 | 02.07.07 | American Voices

Turner Broadcasting has promised to pay the City of Boston $2 million to compensate for the cost of removing illegally placed promotional signs... more»

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