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Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Regular Nobel Prize-Winning Physicist Douglas Osheroff On Our Hands

issue 4541 | 10.06.09 | Commentary

Hey, check out the "professor" over here. "Oh, the beer at this party isn't very cold," he says. Well, now, aren't we just a regular expert... more»

There's Nothing More Exhausting Than A Long Day Of Placing Vaginal Transmitters In Moose

issue 4540 | 10.01.09 | Commentary

Man, am I beat. You ever feel so wiped at the end of the day that the thought of going back to work the next morning is just unbearable?... more»

It's Still Not Too Late To Greet Us As Liberators

issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | Commentary

Boy, how these last six years have flown by. Back in 2003, when we first arrived here in your country, we certainly didn't expect things to... more»

My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over

issue 4539 | 09.24.09 | Commentary

Thank god. After 26 long years, I can finally rest easy. Twenty-six years I spent standing in front of a camera, gritting my teeth,... more»

I Was Dying Way Before Every Other Celebrity Started Doing It

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | Commentary

Look, I don't want to be one of those whiny famous dudes who spends his days ragging on other famous dudes in the press. That's not what I'm... more»

Come Now, Let Us Take Refuge Inside This Waffle House

issue 4538 | 09.15.09 | Commentary

My love, you are shivering! And so pale. Here, wear my cloak over your own. We have walked for many miles, and I had hoped the skies would... more»

I Don't Need Drugs To Have A Good Time And Jump Through A Plate-Glass Window Into A Pool 15 Stories Below

issue 4537 | 09.08.09 | Commentary

You know, some people just don't get it. They think they need to smoke a little grass, maybe do a little blow, or ingest several grams of... more»

You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel

issue 4536 | 09.03.09 | Commentary

I'm a happy-go-lucky squirrel who loves living the good life of climbing trees and eating nuts. Mostly eating nuts. Man! I can't get enough... more»

Name One Masterpiece Of Cinema That I've Starred In

issue 4535 | 08.27.09 | Commentary

My friends and I were sitting around yesterday having a casual conversation about how the one thing all great actors have in common is that... more»

Let Me Show You Our New Line Of Bullshit

issue 4535 | 08.25.09 | Commentary

Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help but notice you checking out our bullshit section over here. Now, most of the people that come in here don't... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Regular Nobel Prize-Winning Physicist Douglas Osheroff On Our Hands

There's Nothing More Exhausting Than A Long Day Of Placing Vaginal Transmitters In Moose

It's Still Not Too Late To Greet Us As Liberators

My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over

I Was Dying Way Before Every Other Celebrity Started Doing It

Come Now, Let Us Take Refuge Inside This Waffle House

I Don't Need Drugs To Have A Good Time And Jump Through A Plate-Glass Window Into A Pool 15 Stories Below

You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel

Name One Masterpiece Of Cinema That I've Starred In

Let Me Show You Our New Line Of Bullshit

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