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What In The Heck's A Barack Obama?

issue 4444 | 10.29.08 | Commentary

Just the other day, I was watching the TV, and I'll be damned if everyone didn't start talking 'bout this new thing called a "Barack Obama."... more»

A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck

issue 4444 | 10.29.08 | Commentary

Normally, I don't get out front and center like this in the media, preferring instead to support my husband from the sidelines and let the... more»

When Life Gets You Down, Sometimes You Just Have To Make 'D4: The Mighty Ducks' Yourself

issue 4443 | 10.22.08 | Commentary

Life is unfair. That's just a fact. But when you've got no money and no family and it's been three years since Hollywood offered you a role in... more»

The Imminent Collapse Of Global Markets Is No Reason To Skimp On Four-Season Gutter Protection

issue 4442 | 10.15.08 | Commentary

I know you're worried about the economy. Hell, we all are. You don't need to be some kind of financial guru to know that things are looking... more»

And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You'll Find I Have No Idea What I'm Talking About

issue 4442 | 10.14.08 | Commentary

In today's class, we'll be exploring the following principles: first, the Pythagorean theorem. Second, the reciprocal relationship between... more»

Why Will No-One Take My Idea For The Tele-Vision Seriously?

issue 4439 | 10.05.08 | Commentary

Ex-Tractus from a Letter, by one Ben'j Franklin, Dilettante, Meddler In Affairs Foreign & Domestick, late of PHILADELPHIA,... more»

Historical Archives: M. Webster's New "Dictionary" Shall Burden Us With A Tyranny Of Words

issue 4441 | 10.05.08 | Commentary

Be it Known, that the Scoundrel & Cat-A-Mite who goes by the Monniker of Noah WEBSTER, is presently at Work on the most Infernal and... more»

Historical Archives: Great God, The Stenche

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Commentary

CHRIST on His golden Throne above, it does smell. All around us, throughout the Width, and Breadth, and Girth, of this our great... more»

Historical Archives: Is It Too Soon To Use The Boston Massacre As A Source Of Humour?

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Commentary

As is Custom, I spent the Even Tide of Thurs-day last at the Whore's Head, enjoying my usual Tankard of molten Chocolate in the Company of... more»

Historical Archives: I Cannot Help That Women Are Oft Attracted To A Successful Pamphleteer

issue 4441 | 10.03.08 | Commentary

GENTLES, and Citizens of America, I put it to you, a query of the curious disposition: Have you not noticed, in instances numbered too many... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

What In The Heck's A Barack Obama?

A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck

When Life Gets You Down, Sometimes You Just Have To Make 'D4: The Mighty Ducks' Yourself

The Imminent Collapse Of Global Markets Is No Reason To Skimp On Four-Season Gutter Protection

And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You'll Find I Have No Idea What I'm Talking About

Why Will No-One Take My Idea For The Tele-Vision Seriously?

Historical Archives: M. Webster's New "Dictionary" Shall Burden Us With A Tyranny Of Words

Historical Archives: Great God, The Stenche

Historical Archives: Is It Too Soon To Use The Boston Massacre As A Source Of Humour?

Historical Archives: I Cannot Help That Women Are Oft Attracted To A Successful Pamphleteer

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