Education

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Local Dullard Opts For Vocational School

issue 3013 | 11.05.96 | News In Brief

MILFORD, MD—In an attempt to earn more than $5.50 per hour, Alice Stellsen, a local dullard and mother of two, will attend Maryland Tech School... more»
Posters of Naked Women Fail to Draw Real Naked Women to Dorm Room

issue 3007 | 09.25.96 | News

BRAMP, KS—Freshmen Chad Drubham and Kurt Beem have been unable to lure non-photographic naked women to their room. more»
Physics T.A. Not Born In U.S.

issue 3006 | 09.18.96 | News In Brief

AUSTIN, TX—Scandal rocked the University of Texas Monday, when it was learned that Bin Lu, a 28-year-old physics teaching assistant, was not born... more»
Rising College Costs

issue 3004 | 09.04.96 | Infographic

The price of a college education is higher than ever, as tuition costs continue to rise. How are America's universities spending all this extra... more»
U.S. Department of Education Study Reveals Seniors Rule

issue 3004 | 09.04.96 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Department of Education released the results of an exhaustive three-year study of American secondary schools Monday,... more»
Year Abroad Changes Student's Worldview For One Year

issue 3003 | 08.28.96 | News In Brief

SKOKIE, IL—After a tremendously broadening year of travel through Northern Africa, area student Naomi Pilchner returned home to the U.S. yesterday,... more»