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Entertainment

  • Elder Whisperer

    issue 4545 | 11.08.09 | TV Listings

    CBS 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Nina Jerome (Keri Russell) possesses the preternatural ability to pay attention to senior citizens and actually listen to what they have to say.

  • Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone

    issue 4545 | 11.07.09 | News In Photos

    Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone

  • Hannah Montana

    issue 4545 | 11.06.09 | TV Listings

    DISNEY 7:30 p.m. EST/6:30 p.m. CST When Miley Cyrus adopts the identity of a cockney chimney sweep, her multiple personality disorder finally begins to spiral out of control.

  • 1999 Collaboration Between Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas Somehow Standing Test Of Time

    issue 4545 | 11.05.09 | News In Brief

    LOS ANGELES—Sources reported Monday that "Smooth," the 1999 collaborative effort of guitarist Carlos Santana and singer-songwriter Rob... more»

  • The Pizza Hut Legal Drama

    issue 4545 | 11.04.09 | TV Listings

    CBS 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST Don't bitch to us; you're the one who TiVo-ed past all the ads.

  • Cherokee Nation Makes Headlines As Fraction Of Actress's Bloodline

    issue 4545 | 11.03.09 | News In Brief

    CHICAGO—The proud and ancient Cherokee Nation was thrust into the spotlight during a taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show this... more»

  • Your Horoscopes

    issue 4545 | 11.03.09 | Horoscopes

  • Trainwreck Academy

    issue 4545 | 11.02.09 | TV Listings

    VH1 12 p.m. EST/11 a.m. CST Series premiere.Thirty-five contestants, ranging from rational to boring, must change their modest, reasonable ways to make the cast of the next VH1 reality show, or else face elimination.

  • 3-D Movie One-Dimensional

    issue 4545 | 11.02.09 | Newswire

  • Elvira's Halloween Spooktacular

    issue 4544 | 11.01.09 | TV Listings

    AMC 8 p.m. EST / 7 p.m. CST Elvira shows an extra quarter-inch of cleavage in this extra-special Halloween program so frightening it can only be described as spooktacular.

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