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  • Food vs. Man

    issue 4546 | 11.15.09 | TV Listings

    Travel 8:30 p.m. EST/7:30 p.m. CST Nine pounds of Dallas rib eye takes a shot at fame by attempting to escape from Adam Richman.

  • Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN

    issue 4546 | 11.13.09 | American Voices

    The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think? more»

  • U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

    issue 4547 | 11.12.09 | News

    WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis... more»

    Lou Dobbs

  • Nicolas Cage Broke

    issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | Infographic

    Owing $6.3 million in back taxes and facing financial ruin, Nicolas Cage, star of such hit films as Ghost... more»

    Cage

  • V

    issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | TV Listings

    ABC 9 p.m. EST / 8 p.m. CST Government officials refuse to take seriously warnings of an impending alien invasion, confident something in the earth's environment—like beetles or a common bacteria—will wipe the invaders out.

  • Your Horoscopes

    issue 4546 | 11.10.09 | Horoscopes

  • Let's Make A Baby

    issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | TV Listings

    ABC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST Contestants conceive children.

  • Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War

    issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | News

    NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow... more»

    Alternate Universe

  • Elder Whisperer

    issue 4545 | 11.08.09 | TV Listings

    CBS 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Nina Jerome (Keri Russell) possesses the preternatural ability to pay attention to senior citizens and actually listen to what they have to say.

  • Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone

    issue 4545 | 11.07.09 | News In Photos

    Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone

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