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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

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  • Corn and Popcorn

    issue 4540 | 10.04.09 | TV Listings

    FOOD 6:00 p.m. EDT/5:00 p.m. CDT This week: corn.

  • Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

    issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | TV Listings

    NBC 12:35 a.m. EDT/11:35 p.m. CDT Despite promising to return right after these commercials, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon never does.

  • New Mariah Carey CD Has Ads

    issue 4540 | 10.01.09 | American Voices

    The 34-page booklet for Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, the new CD from Island Def Jam recording artist Mariah Carey, includes advertisements... more»

  • You Got Robbed!

    issue 4540 | 09.30.09 | TV Listings

    CBS 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT On this hidden-camera prank show, comedian Rob Riggle assaults passersby and takes their money.

  • Nation Demands Fresh Celebrity Meat

    issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | News

    HOLLYWOOD, CA—""We can no longer subsist on Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears," read a statement from Citizens for Renewed Celebrity... more»

    Celebrity Meat

  • Polanski Arrested On 31-Year-Old Sex Charge

    issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | American Voices

    As he tried to enter Switzerland to receive a lifetime achievement award, filmmaker Roman Polanski was arrested in connection with the 1977 rape of... more»

  • Your Horoscopes

    issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | Horoscopes

  • Somebody Gave Kelsey Grammer Another Goddamn Show

    issue 4540 | 09.28.09 | TV Listings

    ABC 8 p.m EDT/7 p.m. CDT Kelsey Grammer's overeducated buffoonery gets him into some pretty hot water at the dry cleaner. A laugh track is provided.

  • So You Think You Can Consistently Attract The 18-To-34 Demographic

    issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | TV Listings

    FOX 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Twelve contestants battle it out to see who can pull in the highest ratings among advertisers' most coveted population segment.

  • Mackenzie Phillips Had Sex With Father

    issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | American Voices

    Actress Mackenzie Phillips, star of One Day At A Time, writes in her new memoir that she had a consensual sexual relationship with her... more»

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