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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Unremarkable Planet

issue 4539 | 09.23.09 | TV Listings

DISC 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT This week, a $750,000 budget is spent on a helicopter shot of cows grazing and time-lapse photography of a clear sky.
Your Horoscopes

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | Horoscopes
Nigerian Officials Try To Block 'District 9'

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | American Voices

Nigerian information minister Dora Akunyili has asked movie houses to stop screening the science fiction film District 9 because of its... more»
Bad Habits Of People You Are Better Than

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | TV Listings

A&E 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Mindy can't stop ordering clothes online. Thank God you don't have that problem, because you are better.
Man Not Belonging To Movie's Target Demographic Escorted From Theater By Hollywood Officials

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | News In Brief

ST. LOUIS—Hollywood officials removed David Sinclair, 24, from the AMC Esquire 7's 9 p.m. showing of The Time Traveler's Wife... more»
Insurance Company Sets Value Of John Mayer's Hands At Just Under $38

issue 4538 | 09.20.09 | Radio
TMZ

issue 4538 | 09.19.09 | TV Listings

FOX 6:30 p.m. EDT/5:30 a.m. CDT Upon showcasing the 666th video of Megan Fox bored at an airport, Harvey Levin feels cold immortality flow through his veins, his bargain with Satan finally complete.
The NFL On Fox Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Pregame Show

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | TV Listings

FOX 12 p.m. EDT/11 a.m. CDT Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long discuss the factors that may influence the elements that could affect the aspects that have a chance of impacting the details that will possibly shape the outcome of the game.
Michael J. Fox Reluctantly Fields Hoverboard Question During Parkinson's Research Benefit

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—Despite being on a panel to discuss his foundation's contributions to Parkinson's research, actor Michael J. Fox reluctantly... more»
I Was Dying Way Before Every Other Celebrity Started Doing It

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | Commentary

Look, I don't want to be one of those whiny famous dudes who spends his days ragging on other famous dudes in the press. That's not what I'm... more»

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