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May 08, 2008 | Issue 44•19
NEW YORK—Hoping to address the issue of long hair obscuring players' names and numbers, NFL owners passed a new rule wherein players would be...
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May 08, 2008 | Issue 44•19
A New Haven-based investor group recently announced the formation of the United National Football League, saying their 22 professional teams will...
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May 01, 2008 | Issue 44•18
IRVING, TX—Upon hearing that team owner Jerry Jones had traded draft picks to the Tennessee Titans for troubled cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones, Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens held a press conference to discuss his personal misgivings...
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May 01, 2008 | Issue 44•18
Grading the annual NFL Player Draft is an inexact science, but some selections are obviously wrong from the start. Onion Sports runs down this...
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Apr 24, 2008 | Issue 44•17
Jake Long has already signed with the Dolphins, but he may have tremendous upside.
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Apr 24, 2008 | Issue 44•17
NEW YORK—Football personnel analyst and perennial NFL Draft fixture Mel Kiper Jr. woke from a sound sleep Wednesday night with a start and a...
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Apr 17, 2008 | Issue 44•16
Evaluating Chris Long, one of the three best: A. Sons of Howie Long and B. Defensive players in the draft.
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Mar 27, 2008 | Issue 44•13
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Mathematicians, statisticians, number theorists, and members of numeral-oriented professions held a press conference at MIT...
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Mar 13, 2008 | Issue 44•11
His talent made him great. His flaws, unfortunately, made him human.
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Mar 13, 2008 | Issue 44•11
GREEN BAY, WI—The Green Bay Packers addressed questions concerning the current status, future plans, and whereabouts of recently retired quarterback Brett Favre by announcing Monday that they had sent him to the country to live on a...