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I'm The U.N. Undersecretary Your Mother Warned You About

issue 4350 | 12.12.07 | Commentary

From the moment I showed up at the General Assembly, the other countries knew I was trouble. They took one look at my three- button navy... more»
Every Intern At Nonprofit Trying To Solve Refugee Crisis First

issue 4341 | 10.09.07 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—According to employees at the nonprofit organization Refugees International, each of the four new fall interns has been... more»
Report: Iran Less Than 10 Years Away From 2016

issue 4332 | 08.08.07 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric evidence, Iran may... more»
Bush Texting While Mahmoud Abbas Speaks

issue 4330 | 07.24.07 | News In Photos
Carter Blasts Bush's Foreign Policy

issue 4321 | 05.22.07 | American Voices

In an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, former President Jimmy Carter referred to the Bush administration's foreign policy as the... more»
May 20, 1902

issue 4321 | 05.21.07 | Onion In History

Lady Liberty's Spanish Menace Returns For Revenge more»
Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'

issue 4320 | 05.18.07 | American Voices

In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities... more»
Queen Elizabeth II Visits U.S.

issue 4318 | 05.02.07 | Infographic

Queen Elizabeth II of England is visiting the United States for the fifth time in 50 years. What is on her itinerary? more»
Fighting Chinese Piracy

issue 4316 | 04.18.07 | Infographic

The United States recently filed several complaints with the World Trade Organization against the Chinese government for its failure to... more»
U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys Washington Monument

issue 4315 | 04.11.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—"Now it can never be destroyed by terrorists," said DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff, pointing to the blackened stump of... more»

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