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I'm So Blessed To Be Surrounded By People I Can Extort Money From

issue 4546 | 11.12.09 | Commentary

Everyone goes through a hard patch at some point. Even if you watch every penny, all it takes is an unexpected layoff or a sudden medical... more»
None Of Area Man's Friends Have Ever Seen Him With Shirt On

issue 4538 | 09.14.09 | News In Brief

WHEELING, WV—Saying they don't know why it never occurred to them before, friends of local man Paul Helton told reporters Sunday that... more»
Who Are We Forging A Bond With?

issue 4535 | 08.26.09 | Statshot
Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend

issue 4533 | 08.14.09 | News In Brief

WEST PATTERSON, NJ—Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday... more»
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

issue 4524 | 06.09.09 | Commentary

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well,... more»
Point In Evening Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend

issue 4512 | 03.20.09 | News In Brief

PIKEVILLE, KY—Three hours and half a keg into the night Thursday, a group of friends reportedly reached the point where everyone... more»
Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party

issue 4450 | 12.11.08 | News In Brief

HOPATCONG, NJ—A lie told to 28-year-old Kyle Bida to cover up a surprise birthday party to be held in his honor later this evening sounds... more»
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy

issue 4447 | 11.17.08 | News

DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a... more»
I Was Under The Impression That Everyone Loved My Headlocks

issue 4437 | 09.10.08 | Commentary

My entire life, I've always loved some good old-fashioned horseplay, and I assumed everyone else felt the same. So you can imagine my... more»
No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard

issue 4436 | 09.06.08 | News

CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite,"... more»