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George W Bush

The Presidency

issue 4544 | 11.03.09 | Slideshow
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | News

DALLAS—"Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most... more»
Ex-DHS Chief Asserts Terror Alerts Gamed Election

issue 4535 | 08.24.09 | American Voices

In his new book, former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge says that the Bush administration pressured him to raise the terror... more»
Cheney To Slam Bush In New Book

issue 4534 | 08.17.09 | American Voices

In his forthcoming memoirs, former vice president Dick Cheney will reportedly air grievances he had with his onetime boss. What do you think? more»
Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep

issue 4504 | 01.20.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White... more»
Bush, Cheney Stand Back-To-Back, Cock Shotguns One Last Time

issue 4503 | 01.14.09 | News In Photos
Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain

issue 4503 | 01.14.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings hatched from thousands of... more»
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk

issue 4503 | 01.12.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush... more»
Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush

issue 4502 | 01.06.09 | News In Brief

CAMP DAVID, MD—The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a four-seater Cessna... more»
America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term

issue 4451 | 12.18.08 | News

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches... more»